Eventually this will be "100 Things". Yes, I did copy it from author Beth Anderson (www.bethanderson-hotclue.com) and yes, I did tell her I was going to make my own.
Unfortunately I'm not as interesting as Beth so it took me forever to come up with 100.
100 Things
- I really love animals.
- Almost all of my characters are pet owners.
- All of my pets are rescues.
- I have two dogs and five cats.
- No, I really don't think that's too many cats.
- My mother would disagree.
- She has one cat plus a few strays in her screenhouse (because of me).
- My favorite living actor is Brendan Fraser.
- My favorite no longer living actor is Archie Leach. (Cary Grant.)
- No one will ever convince me Cary Grant was gay. It would ruin my lusting.
- I have no fear of snakes, rats, bugs, etc.
- Aliens scare the crap out of me.
- Actually, I think it might be the butt probing.
- Space exploration is a bad idea. We don't go up, they don't come down (or touch our rears). Leave space as the freaking next frontier.
- I spent two days trying to figure out what the hell happened in the film "The Prestige". Then I gave up.
- "The Fountain" also left me confused.
- Really, I'm quite intelligent.
- Pizza is awesome.
- I started out by writing poetry and fantasy.
- My poetry really sucked.
- The fantasy wasn't all bad.
- Well, my writers' group might disagree.
- I'm left-handed.
- So is my husband, but he can come up with his own hundred things.
- Two of my favorite guilty pleasure movies are "13 Going on 30" and "Just Like Heaven".
- Ice cream is just as awesome as pizza, only colder.
- If I could live anywhere in the world I'd pick Arizona.
- New Zealand would be high on the list but I don't like the idea of volcanoes erupting.
- They do, however, have lots of good-looking men in NZ.
- But I wonder if said men would save me from erupting volcano.
- Thus, Arizona it is.
- At least that way my cats wouldn't need passports.
- I enjoy living in the suburbs.
- The country is nice too but I think it increases my chances of being chopped up by an ax-wielding maniac.
- I know nothing about pop culture that predates 1995.
- My absolute favorite band is Roger Clyne & The Peacemakers.
- My book release party was at a Railcat's baseball game.
- They pronounced my name wrong over the PA to a sold-out crowd.
- I specifically told them over the phone how to pronounce it.
- I wasn't surprised when it was said wrong.
- They gave me a free hat and I was happy.
- Sometimes I wonder if I had complained if I could have bartered for a player.
- My favorite electronic gadget is my laptop.
- I own knickknacks.
- I wish I had more houseplants.
- Every fern I've ever had died.
- Red raspberry jelly is my favorite.
- The tilt-a-whirl is the greatest amusement park ride ever.
- If I could meet a historical figure I'd pick Billy the Kid.
- In a past life I think I was from the Old West.
- Obviously I believe in past lives.
- I've only met a handful of people I like as much as my dogs and cats.
- Most of them live far away.
- "It's a Wonderful Life" is my all time favorite movie.
- "When You Say Nothing at All" by Allison Krauss is the most romantic song I've ever heard.
- Unfortunately, I'm cynical and don't think that kind of love exists.
- Of course I do kinda like the idea of a completely faithful man who doesn't say a word but does all of the housework without complaint.
- That has to make me an optimist.
- Or a crazy fool.
- I admit to being crazy but I'm not insane.
- Yes, there is a difference. If you're crazy you already know this.
- I've never been to Canada.
- I almost always misspell Canada "Cananda".
- I've been a vegetarian since I was thirteen.
- When I was around the age of four I was bitten by a stray cat and it was put to sleep.
- Since then, I've always felt it was my duty to care for animals.
- I really don't understand the attraction of blogging.
- Which is probably why I don't update mine often.
- I refer to my children as "my specimens".
- It's only funny because I work for a laboratory.
- I figured I'd start to embarass them early so they're used to it.
- Summer should be twice as long as winter.
- My birthday is Christmas Day.
- Robots are almost as bad as aliens.
- My laugh could be described as ha, Ha HA!
- The world is a very funny and enjoyable place as long as you don't watch the nightly news.
- My friend Sue and I came up with a fictional place called Ass Mountain where we'd shove all the people who've outstayed their welcome.
- Politicians and socialites famous for no reason were high on the list.
- We really crack ourselves up.
- No pun intended.
- The best sounds in the world are cats purring and kids laughing.
- And maybe the word "Free".
- I also like the word "sold" when it comes to writing (hint, hint to all of the editors considering my work).
- My favorite beverage is water, thanks to my mom.
- That should make my mom happy once she reads this and finds out how many cats I have. :-)
- My least favorite baseball team is the NY Yankees.
- Mostly because my husband's family are die-hards.
- Yep, they adore me. :-)
- I don't sleep enough.
- I have zero musical talent.
- I can't really say the words "clasp" , "gasp", and "grasp". Don't know why.
- Don't ask me to say them, either.
- Every guy I've dated was a taurus.
- You'd think I'd have learned my lesson after one.
- I learned to swim when I was an infant.
- The chances are pretty good that I'm the only Latina who doesn't like spicy food.
- My favorite animated movie is Toy Story.
- Broccoli is my favorite vegetable.
- This list has made me respect Beth Anderson more than ever before.
- I'm leaving this last one blank.